Zitat des Tages – Red Riding Hood & the wolf

„What strong arms you have!“

– „The better to squeeze a fart out of you!“

„What long nails you have!“

– „The better to scratch your ass with.“

„Oh, what a lot of fur you have!“

– „The better to let your crabs hide in.“

„Ooh, what a long tongue you have!“

– „The better to stick in your rear, my dear.“

„What’s this for?“

– „That’s your happiness and my ha-penis.“

„Peanuts?“

– „Schlong. Wienerwurst. Cazzo. Bitte. Prick! Joint!“

– Last Tango in Paris (1972)

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